bill and god

Bill Gates died (it's just a joke, he is not really dead)  and met God, and God said,
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
Bill Gates said, "What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "It might help you decide if you took a peek at both place. Shall we look at Hell first?"
Bill was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful
men and women  running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect.
"This is great!" said Bill.
"If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven."
God said, "Let's go!" and off they went to Heaven.
Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful  blue sky, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice,  but surely not as enticing as Hell. He thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
"God, I do believe I would prefer to go to Hell."
"As you wish," said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled  to a wall, screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being tortured by demons with pitchforks.    
"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God.
Bill responded with anguish and despair,
"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and beautiful women playing in the water?"
"Oh, that," said God. "That was just hell's screen saver."